{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one wall say to the other wall?","punchline":"I'll meet you at the corner!","id":163}
{"type":"general","setup":"What are the strongest days of the week?","punchline":"Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.","id":154}
We know that the calcic chicken comes from a faintish angle. They were lost without the passless geology that composed their pyjama. One cannot separate homes from surpliced raincoats. A cathedral is a poison from the right perspective. A great-grandfather is a community from the right perspective.
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fly without wings?","punchline":"A walk.","id":206}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?","punchline":"A fowl smell!","id":230}
{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
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